"PS9" (PS9)
02/13/2017 at 10:36 • Filed to: one shitpost to rule them all | 2 | 12 |
I brought this ring from this guy on FB because I though the etchings and stuff looked cool. But when I put it on the world gets all dark and wavy, and now these really creepy guys on horses are looking for me? I went to the police already but they just laughed. Anybody got any ideas?
TheHondaBro
> PS9
02/13/2017 at 10:39 | 1 |
Eat a pineapple pizza.
Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
> PS9
02/13/2017 at 10:41 | 0 |
Watch out for creepy stalkers in caves
X37.9XXS
> PS9
02/13/2017 at 10:45 | 3 |
Quick,. move to New Zealand
They’ll never find you there
X37.9XXS
> PS9
02/13/2017 at 10:45 | 0 |
Quick,. move to New Zealand
They’ll never find you there
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> PS9
02/13/2017 at 10:49 | 3 |
Azh nazh durbatuluk, azh nazh gimbatul
is Italian for “Leave the gun, take the cannoli.”
Future next gen S2000 owner
> PS9
02/13/2017 at 10:49 | 0 |
Give it back! It’s my precious! Thief! Miserable thief!
DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> PS9
02/13/2017 at 10:51 | 4 |
You need to find Dumbledore so you can go disable the tractor beam. After that the rebels will give you further guidance.
E90M3
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/13/2017 at 10:52 | 0 |
Didnt there used to be a commenter here with that name?
Tekamul
> E90M3
02/13/2017 at 11:02 | 0 |
Yes, long ago.
Viggen
> PS9
02/13/2017 at 11:18 | 0 |
You’ll need to wait for Mount St. Helens to go hot again. Then, and only then, can you cast the ring into to volcano’s depths.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> PS9
02/13/2017 at 11:22 | 0 |
Be careful! This is the path to Chicken Parm, and the pull to the Chicken Parm side is very hard.
jonny11quest
> PS9
02/13/2017 at 14:38 | 0 |
Fly, you fool.